Verse 1 I’ve gotta good man, he mows my lawn Starts out short then only gets long-er Doesn’t get any better I like to watch him work Under any kind of weather Verse 2 He’s a hot and sweaty, mowing machine Trims my bushes for my landscaping scene Doesn’t get any better He looks good when he’s hoeing He looks good in every endeavor Chorus He’s a hottie in the hothouse, with a fine green thumb Waters my orchid, and my geranium Does wild things with his leaf blower I catch my breath as he mounts my mower Instrumental Chorus Verse 3 I gotta a good man, he mows my yard Sometimes it’s easy, but mostly it’s hard-----work He’s gotta nice long hose and he can Make it go forever Said he’s gotta nice long hose, he can Make it go forever Vamp Spoken: Think it’s time to call that yard man again Once a week just ain’t gonna cut it anymore I think that boy deserves a raise!