Verse 1 I’m tired of being single Can’t find a single single guy I’m searching for a man To catch my heart and eye It ain’t that I ain’t tryin’ Lord knows I’ve looked high and low But my arms are still empty So here’s what I wanna know Chorus Why are all the good men Married, buried or gay? Why do all the wrong guys Seem to head my way? Wonder what I have to do. Tell me what I have to say Why are all the good men Married, buried or gay? Verse 2 I met a wonderful man Then I met his wonderful wife Liked a hunk for a while Ends up he liked other guys Once I had a fiancé But he had an accident I caught him in bed With my naughty ex-best friend

Chorus Instrumental Bridge I don’t want a liar I don’t want a cheat I don’t want a pervert Looking for a peek I don’t want a closet case I don’t want a slob I don’t want a psychopath Looking for a job Chorus Outtro Married, buried or gay Married, buried or gay